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Chris Brown probably wishes his mom would find some other way to amuse herself rather than stir up a bunch of mess on Twitter. You can follow along the whole string of comments — if you care that much — at twitter.com/mombreezy, but it all started when she posted this somewhat inflamatory — in all caps, all the time, because that’s the way @mombreezy rolls — “MICHAEL JACKSON DIED SO THAT CHRIS BROWN COULD LIVE!!!!!!” She must’ve taken a lot of heat for that one because then she followed up later with the following all-caps tweets:
THIS TWEET WAS A SPIRITUAL TWEET!!! NO WAY WAS THIS MEANT TO SAY CHRIS WOULD TAKE HIS PLACE. NO ONE COULD EVER DO THAT!!!
ALL MY TWEETS COME FROM A SPIRITUAL PLACE SO WHEN U DONT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING ITS VERY UNKIND OF U TO CALL ME FOOLISH. GOD BLESS U!!!
THE WAY I SAY THINGS R THE WAY GOD GIVES IT TO ME TO SAY IT. I DONT QUESTION GOD I FOLLOW WHAT HE TELLS ME TO DO!!! I ONLY ANSWER TO HIM
IM SORRY I OFFENDED ANYONE. THE STATEMENT MEANT CHRIS WOULD CARRY ON MICHAELS LEGACY

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt came thisclose to running into each other on the Sony lot the other day. Jennifer was there with Adam Sandler to shoot promos for their upcoming romantic comedy “Just Go With It,” while Brad was about 300 feet away on the set of “Moneyball.” It’s a good thing Jen wasn’t there the day before because then she would’ve run the risk of not only running into Brad, but also Angelina Jolie and the twins!! That wouldn’t have been awkward or anything…..

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This is New York Fashion Week and that only means one thing to me — the final competition for “Project Runway!” Since they want the final 3 designers to be a huge surprise, 10 of this year’s 17 contestants presented a collection before the usual judges — Heidi Klum, Michael Kors, a pregnant Nina Garcia — and special guest judge Jessica Simpson, who rocked a sparkly Michael Kors number. Heidi told the crowd she’s never gotten so emotional or attached to the designers as she has this season. I can’t WAIT to see it! I’m emotionally attached, too, Heidi!!

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Joe Jonas reportedly has stopped wearing his purity ring! He survived the temptations of Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and Demi Lovato, but apparently Ashley Greene is just too much to resist! “Live & Style” magazine is reporting Joe and Ashley are practically living together, so that ring had to go.

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Justin Bieber almost got into trouble with the law during his concert at the Maryland State Fair. Justin nailed a state trooper with a water balloon, which exploded and soaked him from the waist down. The officer was not finding the humor in the situation and was ready to slap the cuffs on Justin for assaulting an officer, but Justin’s bodyguard talked him down. The officer was on crowd control duty for Justin’s sold-out concert when this violent water balloon attack occurred. He later tweeted,” Still laughing. GREAT DAY.”

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Susan Boyle flew into LA to perform on “American’s Got Talent” last night, but before the day was over, she was in tears and back on a plane to the UK. Susan had been rehearsing Lou Reed’s song “Perfect Day” with a 100-piece children’s choir, but NBC got word from Lou that he was not giving her permission to sing his song. Why? Believe it or not, Lou Reed is not a fan of Susan Boyle. She was so upset that instead of picking another song, she left in tears and flew back home.

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So sad to see this morning that Rich Cronin passed away yesterday. He was only 35. Rich was the lead singer for LFO and wrote their song “Summer Girls,” which was a huge hit back in 1999. Rich was diagnosed with leukemia in 2005. He fought it and went into remission several times. But the leukemia came back and yesterday he suffered a stroke and died in the hospital.

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Tom Brady was involved in a 2-car crash in Boston around 6:30 this morning. A news station had video of the accident, which involved a red minivan and a black Audi. Do you even have to ask which one Tom was driving? The jaws of life had to be brought in to get the other guy out. He was taken to the hospital, but Tom refused to go. He was shaken up, but told paramedics he was otherwise okay. Tom was on his way to work at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough when the accident happened.

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A tell-all book by a former photographer for “Girls Gone Wild” claims that Paris Hilton once smuggled illegal drugs into Europe using a cigarette box hidden inside her body. How do you get an entire cigarette box inside your mouth like that? No comment from Paris’ rep. But Joe Francis has filed a lawsuit to stop the book Flash! Bars, Boobs and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with “Girls Gone Wild” from being sold in stores. He claims this guy violated confidentiality agreements with the book.

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Britney Spears’ former bodyguard filed a lawsuit against her yesterday claiming all sorts of stuff. Fernando Flores claims Britney would get naked in front of him and try to seduce him which caused him to suffer emotional distress. He claims he witnessed Britney engage in inappropriate conduct in front of her sons and once borrowed his belt to spank them. He claims she forced her kids to eat seafood and they both had an allergic reaction and threw up. He claims all sorts of stuff happened during the six months he worked for Britney and he is seeking unspecified damages. But Kevin Federline’s attorney is sticking up for Britney, saying these accusations have been looking into before the suit was filed and they were found to be baseless. He says Kevin wouldn’t stand for his boys to be mistreated and would have taken his own legal action. The attorney says this guy is simply after the money.

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Vienna Girardi is finding out she’s got about one second left to her 15 minutes of fame. Bachelor Jake’s former fiancee was denied entry to an Emmys party in West Hollywood and was crying to friends that she has to beg for attention right now. She’s blaming it on her new haircut, by the way. She says cut her hair to get rid of the old Vienna, but now nobody recognizes her. She says, “I have to scream at people, ‘I’m Vienna from ‘The Bachelor!’” And they STILL don’t let her in. Geesh.

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This group of guys were trying to get into a nightclub in NYC the other night and couldn’t get past the bouncer. They kept saying, “But we’re Justin Bieber’s backup dancers!” So the owner came out and made them prove. He told them they’d have to show him some moves before he let them it. The guys did a 3-minute routine and the people in line went crazy nuts. They got past the velvet rope.

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Kat Von D says she is in love with Jesse James. She says she doesn’t hang out with anybody unless she’s in love and that Jesse’s only her 9th boyfriend…implying, I guess, that she’s been in love a total of 9 times. The two of them made their first official appearance as a couple at a gallery opening in West Hollywood. A reporter asked Kat if she thinks Jesse is “The One” and she said, “I believe he is, so yeah.” And when somebody asked Jesse what he loved about Kat, he said, “Everything.”

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A tragic accident on the set of “Transformers 3,” which is filming in Indiana. They were filming a high speed chase and the truck carrying the camera and crew was towing the car being filmed. The cable between the two vehicles broke, whipped around, sliced thru the car and the skull of the woman inside of it. She was airlifted to the hospital where she underwent brain surgery. She is in critical condition.

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Maybe Lindsay Lohan was distracted by the news that her ex-boyfriend Harry Morton is dating Jennifer Aniston, but two people claim they saw her clip a baby stroller while she was behind the wheel of her Maserati. They says Lindsay failed to look both ways when she made a right turn on red and clipped the stroller. One witness told RadarOnline that it wasn’t a hard it, but it did make an impact. She says Lindsay pulled over to the right, stopped for about 2 seconds and then just kept on going. RadarOnline has video of Lindsay’s Maserati speeding away moments after it happened, but not of the actual incident. But the woman pushing the stroller is seen looking back at Lindsay’s car in disbelief as she continues to push the crying toddler across the street.

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